Come and get it…?

Published June 1, 2013 by HomburgerNaeNae

I know that most (if not all) of the lyrics for popular songs can be pretty weird. Most of the time I try to ignore them, or skim over the weirdness, or just plan embrace it and laugh at the weird crap they’re saying. However, there is one recent song that has caught my attention on the unusual lyrics meter and I can’t seem to get over it.

I’m sure you’ve probably heard it before… it’s called “Come and Get It” by Selena Gomez.

Take a look at the lyrics and tell me if they’re not just plain screwy:

[chorus]
When you’re ready come and get it (x2)
Na na na (x3)
When you’re re-e-a-dy (x2)
When you’re ready come and get it  <-Isn’t there a word for this; a guy just coming and getting what he wants from some girl whenever he feels like it? Huh, what was it again?

Na na na (x3)
You ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation  <- “Open invite”? Who else received this “open invitation”? Tramp.

I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient  <- Oh, so she’s obsessed. Just picture her sitting there without eating, drinking, or sleeping; just staring at her phone waiting for a text message. “Patient”.

All day all night I’ll be waitin’ standby  <- REALLY obsessed, it would seem.

Can’t stop because I love it, hate the way I love you  <- Skitzo

All day all night maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.  <- and an addict, too.

I’m not too shy to show I love you, I got no regrets.  <- Make that a pushy obsessed skitzo addict.

I love you much too much to hide you, this love ain’t finished yet. This love ain’t finished yet…  <- And now she’s threatening him? “You can go date other women or whatever the hell it is you’re doing, but this love ain’t finished yet; this love ain’t finished yet…” 

So baby whenever you’re ready… <- Oh yeah, I remember what that word is. It’s called RAPE.

[chorus]
When you’re ready come and get it (x2)
Na na na (x3)
When you’re re-e-a-dy (x2) <- Having a seie-ee-ee-zure?

When you’re ready come and get it
Na na na (x3)

You got the kind of love that I want, let me get that. <-She wants it! She needs it! SHE GOTTA HAVE IT!

 
And baby once I get it I’m yours no take backs. <-Psycho girlfriends are non-returnable. Think you’re gonna move on with your life once you decide it’s not right and you want to just be friends? Nuh uh. No take backs, brother.

I’m gon’ love you for life I ain’t leaving your side  <-Changing your name, moving to a different state, and getting a new number really won’t matter, cuz baby she ain’t leaving your side no matter WHAT you do. She gon love you fo LIFE!

Even if you knock it ain’t no way to stop it  <-She’s like a starfish; if you cut her off she’ll just grow a new hand and come right back for you.

Forever you’re mine baby I’m addicted no lie, no lie  <-No worries, we believe you’re telling the truth. 

I’m not too shy to show I love you, I got no regrets.  <-She doesn’t care if you’re alone, in public, or on national TV, she got NO regrets.

So baby whenever you’re ready…..
[chorus]
When you’re ready come and get it (x2)
Na na na (x3)
When you’re re-e-a-dy (x2)
When you’re ready come and get it
Na na na (x3)

This love will be the death of me, but I know I’ll die happily  <- Ahh, so she suffers from Sadomasochism. Sense is made. She and Rihanna should get coffees sometime and swap notes.

I’ll know I’ll know I’ll know  <- “No, really, I DON’T want to be with you anymore!” / “You don’t mean that.” / “YES I DO CAN’T YOU HEAR ME SAYING IT TO YOUR FACE?” / “No, you really don’t mean that. I know. I know I know I know.”

Because you love me so…Yeah!  <- so, YEAH! Whatcha gonna say now, huh? Whatcha gonna say now? I know you love me. Whether you know it or not is of no consequence.

[chorus]
When you ready come and get it
Na na na (x3)
When you’re re-e-a-dy (x2)
When you’re ready come and get it
Na na na (x3)

So, to sum it up:

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